Pulp Fiction Part I

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"PULP FICTION"

INT. '74 CHEVY (MOVING) – MORNING

An old gas guzzling, dirty, white 1974 Chevy Nova BARRELS 
down a homeless-ridden street in Hollywood. In the front 
seat are two young fellas – one white, one black – both 
wearing cheap black suits with thin black ties under long
green dusters. Their names are VINCENT VEGA (white) and JULES 
WINNFIELD (black). Jules is behind the wheel.
 
JULES
– Okay now, tell me about the hash 
bars?
 
VINCENT
What so you want to know?
 
JULES
Well, hash is legal there, right?
 
VINCENT
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a 
hundred percent legal. I mean you 
can't walk into a restaurant, roll a 
joint, and start puffin' away. You're 
only supposed to smoke in your home 
or certain designated places.
 
JULES
Those are hash bars?
 
VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's 
legal to buy it, it's legal to own 
it and, if you're the proprietor of 
a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. 
It's legal to carry it, which doesn't 
really matter 'cause – get a load of 
this - if the cops stop you, it's 
illegal for this to search you. 
Searching you is a right that the 
cops in Amsterdam don't have.
 
JULES
That did it, man – I'm fuckin' goin', 
that's all there is to it.
 
VINCENT
You'll dig it the most. But you know 
what the funniest thing about Europe 
is?
 
JULES
What?
 
VINCENT
It's the little differences. A lotta 
the same shit we got here, they got there, 
but there they're a little different.

JULES
Examples?
 
VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer 
in a movie theatre. And I don't mean 
in a paper cup either. They give you 
a glass of beer, like in a bar. In  Paris, you can buy beer at 
MacDonald's. Also, you know what 
they call a Quarter Pounder with 
Cheese in Paris? 

JULES
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder 
with Cheese?
 
VINCENT
No, they got the metric system there, 
they wouldn't know what the fuck a 
Quarter Pounder is.
 
JULES
What'd they call it?
 
VINCENT
Royale with Cheese.
 
JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call 
a Big Mac?
 
VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call 
it Le Big Mac.
 
JULES
Le Big Mac. What do they call a 
Whopper?
 
VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger 
King.  But you know what they put on 
french fries in Holland instead of 
ketchup?
 
JULES
What?
 
VINCENT
Mayonnaise.
 
JULES
Goddamn!
 
VINCENT
I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a 
little bit on the side of the plate, 
they fuckin' drown 'em in it.
 
JULES
Uuccch!
From The Internet Movie Script Database